Down!
How you doing?
Hey, watch out, Axel.
We'll be calling him old fireballs after tonight.
Really? Not bad.
Hey, Steve, now that you're going into the Army,
how about giving my $20 back?
All right, boys.
Hey, take care, buddy.
I'll see you, fellows.
Freddy!
Hi, Mike!
Be good.
Did you hear about the happy Roman?
Yeah?
He was glad he ate her.
Come on, let's go.
Where's Stan? All right.
Hey, Stan, let's go!
Take care of yourself.
Give us a call. Write us.
Take care. I'll see you later. So long.
Okay, bye-bye.
Take care of yourself. Take it easy.
Don't get your ass shot off.
I won't. Good luck.
Okay.
Hey, Mike, take care of yourself. Good luck to you.
Stay out of trouble.
Kill a few for me, too. I will. Stay out of trouble.
Hey, little killer.
Let's go.
Hey!
Hey, Axel, there's Stan. Hi, Stanley.
Hi, Stanley, you asshole.
Hey, Stan!
Get back there.
Stan, it's no use.
Come on, Stosh, you're beautiful now.
You're still an ugly bastard, Stan.
Good luck to you in the Army.
Hey, Stanley!
Come on, come on.
Stosh, let's get the hell out of here.
Come on, Stan. Let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
Very mature, very mature, well-adapted individuals.
Take it easy. Whoa!
Hey, look at that. Let's go. Come on.
Whoa!
What the hell is that?
Where? Oh, yeah.
Holy shit, you know what that is?
Those are sun dogs.
What does it mean?
It means a blessing on the hunter,
sent by the Great Wolf to his children.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, it's an old Indian thing.
You're full of shit.
Stanley, would I shit you about something like that?
You know, Mike,
there's times when nobody but a doctor can understand you.
That's an omen, you know that?
You know that we could have one great
fucking hunting trip tonight?
Yeah, Mike, I don't know where the hell
you come up with all this shit.
Hey, wait a minute.
What are you... What, are you thinking
of going deer hunting tonight?
No, not tonight. I'm getting married tonight,
and you fucking guys are going deer hunting?
Hey, first we get you legal, tuck you into bed with Angela.
Hey!
You guys are all fucking nuts.
Are we mad?
Boy, you're all crazy. Life is over.
Yeah, right.
You're getting married, we're crazy?
It's all right.
Hey, it's all right. We'll be right there.
We'll be right with you. All of us, won't we?
Right? Am I right?
Fuckin' A, man. Right.
Come on.
Come on, you guys, I'm buying the first round this morning.
Hey, hey, Steven! Steven!
Any, uh, help you might need tonight, just feel free to call on me.
Ooh!
Hey, Stanley, sometimes your sense of humor ain't funny.
Come on, Steven.
Willing fingers.
Extra lips.
Fucking A, man.
Hey, you're a regular poet, Axel.
I couldn't agree with you more.
Get in there.
Come on, come on.
I do.
Oh, my God!
I still do not believe this.
My own boy, with a strange girl.
And not so thin, if you understand my meaning.
Not such a thin girl.
The next thing you know, he goes to Vietnam.
I do not understand, Father.
I understand nothing anymore.
Nothing.
Why?
Can you explain?
Can anyone explain?
Pass him on the inside.
You'd never do it.
Shut the hell up. I'm trying to concentrate.
It's your Caddy against my truck.
Today your lucky day?
You can't make it.
Oh, boy!
You got it!
Hey, Axel, you opened the window.
Mike!
Hey, mighty Mike!
Oh, Axel!
Here's your truck back.
Oh, hell!
Wouldn't wanna take advantage of you.
I hope you didn't break an axle. Axle!
It's a million-to-one shot against a sure thing.
There's no such thing as a sure thing.
Did you see that?
Hey, how're you doing?
Don't take anybody's money.
Don't take my money. Take his money.
Give my friends down here my warm regards.
Hey, I got $100
says the Eagles never cross the 50 in the next half.
And the Steelers win by what? 20.
I got an extra $20 that says
the Eagles' quarterback wears a dress.
You got it!
Take your money off the bar. Drinks are on the house!
Oh, did I get all wet?
I don't wanna know.
Amy!
Come on, Amy.
You know what,
Joe, maybe we could use some more flags.
Is that all right?
Uh,
up a bit, I would say. Wouldn't you say so?
No, no, down.
Oh, it's a beautiful cake.
You've earned a drink.
You have a beautiful cake.
I haven't forgotten about you.
I have one for you, too.
Go to... Fucking hell.
I'll give every car in the town a flat tire.
Every goddamned one.
Oh, daddy!
I'll do it.
I fucking mean what I say, girl. Shh.
Come on.
All around, like a sea. Oh, my God!
Ocean of flat tires.
Fucking... No.
Bitch!
All bitches.
I hate them.
Daddy.
Daddy, no, it's me.
Fucking bitches.
Give them all flat tires.
##
# You're just too good to be true #
That's great.
# I can't take my eyes off of you #
Now, I'm gonna smoke your ass.
# You'd be like heaven to touch #
# I wanna hold you so much #
# At long last love has arrived #
# And I thank God I'm alive #
It's my shot, right?
Come on, John. Wipe off the tables.
This is it. This is really it.
# There's nothing else to compare #
I mean, here I go.
# There are no words left to speak #
There's no sense in getting too relaxed, buddy.
# Please let me know that it's real #
Come on.
# You're just too good to be true #
# Can't take my eyes off of you #
# I love you, baby #
# And if it's quite all right #
# I need you, baby #
# to warm the lonely night #
# I love you, baby #
# Trust in me when I say #
# Oh, pretty baby #
# don't bring me down, I pray #
# Oh, pretty baby, now that I've found you #
# Stay and let me love you, baby #
# let me love you #
You faggot.
# You're just too good to be true #
# Can't take my eyes off of you #
Hey!
# I wanna hold you so much ##
Jesus Christ!
To do this to your own mother,
who prays for you all her life.
Is your heart so cruel, so unfeeling?
You marry this girl, you leave her with me,
and you go with these bums to the Vietnam!
Whoa, whoa!
One flight.
It's one flight upstairs.
When I come home...
One flight!
I love Angela.
And she loves me.
Wear a scarf today.
You don't wear a scarf with a tuxedo.
I'm not gonna wear a scarf with a tuxedo.
You trying to look like a prince?
What do you mean, trying?
You should've done that a long time ago,
that way it would've set.
I know.
Then why didn't you do it?
'Cause I forgot.
Can you still see?
For Christ's sake, Mike. Steven is getting married in a couple of hours,
I don't know what the hell we're doing
talking about hunting a last time before the Army.
The whole thing, it's crazy.
I'll tell you one thing.
If I found out my life had to end up in the mountains,
it'd be all right.
But it has to be in your mind.
What?
One shot?
Two is pussy.
I don't think about one shot that much any more, Mike.
You have to think about one shot.
One shot is what it's all about.
A deer has to be taken with one shot.
I try to tell people that, they don't listen.
You really think about Vietnam?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess I'm thinking about the deer.
Going to Nam.
I like the trees, you know?
I like the way the trees are in the mountains,
it's all different.
The way the trees are.
I sound like some asshole, right?
I'll tell you, Nick, you're the only guy I go hunting with, you know?
I like a guy with quick moves and speed.
I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes.
Who's an asshole?
Who do you think's an asshole?
They're all a bunch of assholes.
I mean, I love them. They're great guys.
But, you know, without you, I'd hunt alone.
Seriously, that's what I'd do.
But you're a fucking nut.
You know that, Mike? You're a maniac.
Control freak.
I just don't like no surprises.
Damn thing won't open.
Well, give it a kick!
Hey, hey, not like that, not like that. Here, here, here.
See that?
Fuckin' A.
Unreal.
Axel, now I know why you're not still kicking for the Steelers.
You know,
I love Mike's car.
Yeah, some cars, they just sit.
I mean, you never know with a car like this
where the hell it's gonna take you.
It makes me feel safe.
Hey!
Axel's humping Mike's Coupe de Ville.
Oh, Axel, get out of there.
Let's get the carnations. Oh, they're over there.
Get up, get up.
What are you doing? Come on, sit up.
Don't pass, Axel!
Here, put this on. You have to have that on.
Crummy tuxedo.
Your tuxedo's been stuck a million times.
Where'd you get this thing?
Fucking A.
You're not funny.
I'm beautiful, right?
No, you're not beautiful.
All set. Thanks, honey.
I'm not... Let go!
You can't even sit up, Axel! Oh!
Axel, come on, sit up.
Beautiful. Can't even sit up.
Linda, what's the matter?
I was gonna pick you up.
Hi.
What's the matter?
He hit me.
Don't cry.
Come here, I want to ask you something.
Hey, wait a minute, God damn it.
You don't walk away from me. Nick!
What the hell is that on your face?
Nicky, you and Michael are going away in a couple of days.
I was just wondering if I could use this place to stay.
Sure.
I want to pay you both.
And I was thinking...
What are you talking about?
I would want to pay you, Nick.
It's me you're talking to.
How long have you known me for?
What?
Oh!
Have you, Steven,
a free will and a firm intention
to take unto yourself as wife, this woman, Angela,
whom you see before you?
I do.
You have not promised yourself to any other bride?
I have not.
Have you, Angela,
a free will and a firm intention,
to take unto yourself as husband this man, Steven,
whom you see before you?
I have.
You have not promised yourself to any other man?
I have not.
Blessed is the kingdom
of the Father and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
Now and ever and unto ages of ages.
Amen.
Whoo-hoo.
Hey!
For a buck, you get a shooter, a cigar,
and a dance with the beautiful bride.
Fuckin' A.
Hey, you.
And you're on your way.
May I have your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen?
Quite, please, please.
That's really wonderful, thank you.
May I have your attention, please?
I have a very, very important announcement.
Whoever owns the white Chevy Impala,
would you please move it?
It's blocking the driveway.
Whoever owns a white Chevy Impala,
it's blocking the driveway.
White Chevy Impala.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
Angela and Steven would like to welcome you
and to introduce you to their bridal party.
And especially to Michael and Nick,
who are also going to Vietnam with Steven,
to proudly serve their country.
# You're just too good to be true #
# Can't take my eyes off of you #
You know you did.
Come on.
Monday, Monday's the day.
Monday, Monday.
You're so sweet.
Thanks for being my maid of honor.
Dance, dance.
One minute...
You nut, you want me to dance? You want me to dance?
Hey, Nicky!
Michael! Michael!
# There are no words left to speak #
Oh, my God.
# But if you feel like I feel #
Nick, Nick, you know... you know... you know that I'd be going with you guys,
if... if... if it wasn't for, uh, my knees, you know that.
Huh?
# I love you, baby #
# and if it's quite all right #
# I need you, baby #
# to warm the lonely night #
# I love you, baby #
# Trust in me when I say #
# Oh, pretty baby #
# don't bring me down, I pray #
# Oh, pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay #
# And let me love you, baby #
# Let me love you #
# You're just too good to be true #
# Can't take my eyes off of you #
# You'd be like heaven to touch #
# I wanna hold you so much #
# At long last love has arrived #
I'm not the greatest dancer in the worid.
You're okay.
No, I am not.
No, you're very fancy.
You want a beer or something like that?
You want a beer or something?
Okay. Sure.
What kind of beer would you like?
What?
I don't know. I don't care. Any kind.
I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
Okay.
It's a good beer, it's the best around.
Huh? Yeah, okay.
Rolling Rock?
Yeah.
Be right back.
# Oh, pretty, baby don't bring me down, I pray #
That's it.
# trust in me when I say #
You wanna come? I'll get you...
# Oh, pretty baby, don't bring me down, I pray #
# Oh, pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay #
# And let me love you, baby #
# Let me love you ##
Hey, Jerry.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Jerry, give us two Rolling Rocks
and give me a chaser on the side.
It's okay. It's a wedding, you know.
You're supposed to let go and have fun. All that.
You really like Nick a lot, huh?
Anybody else for a shooter?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Help!
Put me down! What are you doing? Axel!
Axel, no!
Axel, put me down! What are you...
I'm gonna kiss you.
Axel!
Stop! Stop!
Stab you. I'm gonna stab you.
You wanna fuck or fight?
Axel!
I think I might like to dance with the lady, if you don't mind.
Have you known him long?
Oh!
Are you having fun?
You know what that son of a bitch is doing?
He's got his hand on her ass.
Its only...
It's only a wedding, Stanley.
What do you mean, it's only a wedding?
Look, he did it again, he just did it.
C'mon, I gotta go get my gun out of my coat.
Go get your gun, go get it.
Whoa, whoa.
Time out. Time out.
You hurt me, you son of a bitch.
You punched me right here.
I'm gonna put him on his fucking ass.
Stan is crazy.
Why? What happened?
Stan is crazy.
There's a Green Beret!
Hey! Whoo!
Jerry, Jerry, give the man a drink.
Hey!
Give him a drink.
Sir?
Don't cause any kind of problem.
No, I'm just gonna talk to the man.
We're going over there.
Sir, Mike Vronsky.
Nick.
This is the groom, Steve.
I'm the best man.
We're going Airborne, sir.
I hope they send us where the bullets are flying
where the fighting's the worst, huh?
That's right.
Fuck it.
Fuck it? What did he say?
"Fuck it." "Fuck it."
That's what I thought.
Well, what's it like over there?
Can you tell us anything?
Fuck it.
Okay. Fuck it.
Fuck him.
Fuck it!
Mike!
Hey, hey, fuck who?
Fuck who?
Who the hell is he?
Who the fuck knows?
He looks like a fucking hillbilly.
Give him another drink, Jerry, just the same.
Hey, fuck it.
I caught it.
Will you marry me?
Yeah.
You would?
Mmm-hmm.
What I mean is, if we get back from...
When we get back.
I don't know what the hell I mean.
What goes through your mind comes out of your mouth.
Angela and Steven!
If you don't spill a drop
it's good luck for the rest of your life.
Come on. Come on!
Hey!
Don't worry about what Stan says.
Just forget that. Forget what Stan says.
He's got a big fucking mouth.
That's enough. Come here. Hey!
Give me a crack.
I never really did it with Angela, Nicky.
Great, that's great.
That's my last one true secret.
It's nothing, it's nothing, just forget about it.
Angela!
Oh, Angela!
What am I gonna do when she has a baby?
That's Angela's part, right?
Leave all that to her. Just hang loose.
Hang loose? Hang loose.
What are you so worried about? Be happy.
Get out of here.
We don't wanna see you anymore.
Look at this maniac.
See you Monday on the train.
Hey!
Drive careful.
You didn't know that about Angela, huh?
Right? That's bullshit, man.
Bullshit? Bullshit.
Yeah? I happen to know it's true.
That's bullshit. I happen to know it's true.
You're full of bullshit.
All right, you want to bet? Yeah.
Go, put your money where your mouth is.
Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.
Eh, grow up.
All right!
Michael, what are you doing?
Hey, Mike!
Michael!
Michael, what the hell are you doing?
Michael!
Michael, what the hell are you doing?
Michael!
Fuck it!
Michael, come back here.
What the hell is he doing?
Michael, what the hell are you doing?
Michael, come back here, Michael!
Michael, we love you. Get back here!
I gotta talk to you!
Mike!
Hey!
Shit!
I must be out of my fucking mind.
I must be out of my mind.
I don't know, everything's going so fast.
Man, oh, man!
Hey, Nick.
You think we'll ever come back?
From Nam?
Yeah.
You know something?
The whole thing,
it's right here.
I love this fucking place.
I know that sounds crazy, but if anything happens, Mike,
don't leave... don't leave me over there.
You got-you gotta...
Just don't leave me.
You gotta promise me that, Mike.
Hey!
No, man, you got-you gotta... you gotta promise. Definitely.
Hey, Nicky. Huh?
You got it, pal.
# Geronimo! #
# Hit your silk and check your canopy and take a look around #
# The air is filled with troopers set for battle on the ground #
# Till we join the stick of angels killed on Leyte and Luzon #
# Shout Geronimo! Geronimo! # It's the Screaming Eagles Airborne Song.
# It's a gory road to glory but we're ready, here we go! #
# Shout Geronimo! # Bunch of assholes.
# Geronimo! # Fuckin' A!
# Look out below, look out below #
# Let me be free, let me be free #
I can't remember the rest of the words.
That's okay.
# You'll always be happy with me ##
Chickenshit, get scared.
Don't push.
Fucking cold.
36 beers.
Oh!
What?
Come on.
All right, I'll go already. Wait, wait.
Did you ever piss and take a drink of beer at the same time?
Oh!